From The Times* Letter Pages...

Glyn Roberts, estimable manager of the globally-famous Rake at Borough Market, has reported on the 1st Utobeer Awards at his blog. A correspondent writes...

Sirs,
I have just read with interest the results of the First Utobeer Awards, and notice the omission of a key staff member. Mr Glyn Roberts was not in receipt of an award despite attending the lavish ceremony. Was this an oversight? I had heard that the Victor Meldrew Award was scheduled to be awarded at this event. I trust this was omitted from the list in error and will be corrected forthwith.

I remain, your servant etc etc

*By Times, I am not, of course referring to the London Times owned by News International. As far as you know.