Yes, I've enlisted the services of Mystic Bog to peer deeply into the mysterious Scrying Pool Of Ale, which some say is a blend of all known vintages of Thomas Hardy Ale, and come up with some prognostications. Read on, be amazed and remember, you read it here first!
A Man of Dean, The Rainbow Man
With Great Belly Empty
And Appetite Ravenous
Will Hunger Sate & Thirst Slake
At The Crowing Hour In London's Rake
Ooh, impenetrable stuff, but we know to watch out for something food-related happening at London's best beer bar, The Rake...
A quick slurp, and Mystic Bog slips into another trance...
Beware! O Brewer
At Bridge Of Earth
For The Chubby Man With White Round Eye
Seekes For Himself 'No-Win, No-Fee'
I researched this one, and I think it means that the boys from Otley Brewing can expect a writ for breach of image rights from zany 'League Of Gentlemen' character Papa Lazarou.
Hmm, I think I can see Bog's point...
That's it for now. We pay a price each time we peer beyond the veil. A filthy hangover, usually...
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Food related eh? I doubt very much whether any breakfast would contain food at The Rake...unless it's a bacon roll from Northfield Farm
What can I tell you, a message conveyed from the Other Side, the Moving Finger Writes, the Cosmic Veil rent asunder...
Never say never.
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